Portable Pizza Pouch
Hike alongside the top Appalachian Mountains, row across the Mississippi River, or free fall from thousands of feet in the sky! No matter where your ventures take you, know that you will always have a delicious slice of pizza available to you at all times. The Portable Pizza Pouch is the most stupid brilliant invention of the century. It takes our absolute adoration for the greatness of Pizza and keeps it within arms length, always.
Not only will the Portable Pizza Pouch guarantee your nourishment even under the worst predicaments; it will also make you automatically more attractive to both the same and opposite sex. You will pretty much be irresistible. Sure, that slice of Bacon Pizza hanging around your neck is what is making you more popular and attractive. But is that really any different than buying an expensive suit?
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