Bacon Toothpaste
Mmmmmm … that bacon flavor we all love! The sheer thought of that smoky scrumptious boar flesh is so enthralling that you are already on your toes, getting the pan simmered and ready for frying!! Truly a mouthwatering thought! But have you ever envisioned yourself brushing your pearly whites with bacon? If so, then I have good news for you. Bacon Toothpaste has entered the world of boring minty teeth cleaners that commenced your morning. Until today.
You are probably thinking to yourself that this has to be a joke. But, honestly speaking, this bacon concoction is an avant-garde toothpaste that proposes a new eon of oral sanitation. It is a matchless technique to your keep your oral health in good shape while veneering your mouth with distinctive tang of smoky swine flesh.
Of course, you could always try to use fried bacon to sweep up your teeth, but good luck removing any of that mouth-corroding plaque. Plus, fried bacon just looks better on your plate with that side of fried eggs. Nevertheless if you yearn for something practically appropriate, then try this tasty Bacon Toothpaste. And if you were baffled looking for the best birthday gift idea to present a bacon-mad mind, this is the item for you.
Breathe bacon fresh with Bacon Toothpaste.
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